Slow motion

I may have touched on this before, but it bears repeating.

One of the HARDEST things that I have to deal with now is speed. You know, the thing I feel a need for?  Well I am slow.  My spirit animal isn’t just a sloth, it bloody forgot to wake up from hibernation!  I am talking SLOW!

All this means is that poor Mel has to have extra time to get everyone plus me ready, every day.  That is a lot of work, and it doesn’t help that I am more and more immobile.

But, she helps me, even when it is hard. I love Mel.

But everybody talks and moves so darn fast, you guys don’t even realize it!  You are turning around, talking to three different people, walking to and fro, I really didn’t think it was like that until I was trapped in a sloth body.  It really is true, we all are zipping around, all the time.  There is an inappropriate video for a made up energy drink called Powerthirst, (parents, don’t let your kids watch, inappropriate language), but there is a hilarious part where they say;

“You’ll be going so fast Mother Nature will be like ‘Ssllooooooowwww dooooowwwnnn!‘”

Which, by the way, still makes me laugh, ten years after I first heard it.  Thanks, Morgan!

We all need to slow down.  Wait, no.  All Y’ALL need to slow down, I’m already slow!

And now you know why I wanted Lively to be fast, just to keep up!