But I got flowers. Did you? Continue reading “I don’t mean to brag…”
Well, it is time. I need to share a day in the life of this ALS patient. Not to complain, but to enlighten.
And whoa there’s some personal information! Continue reading “A Current Day in the Life (TMI ALERT!)”
This is an incredibly serious and deep post, one that delves into the innermost recesses of man’s soul.
I’m talking, of course, about all white meat chicken. Continue reading “The real reason people are jerks”
Was a good friend of mine. Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine.
And he always had really fine wine! Continue reading “Jeremiah was a bullfrog”
Well, what started out as a fine humorous day turned into an angry, sleepless, panicky night. Apparently, Reader-land, I’m already dead. Continue reading “I knew it, I’m dead!”